Hey ladies,
We've made it to Week 13, the final week of the regular season! We still have 1 or 2 playoff spots up for grabs, and I'll explain all of the playoff scenarios below. But first, an important message.
I'm still waiting on dues from the following people:
Alex
Sam
Anthony
I'm also waiting on partial payments from a couple of you. Please get paid up THIS WEEK! Dues were due on draft day, and the regular season is about to be over. Don't be that guy.
You can pay me via Venmo (@Michael-Rizzo-16) or Paypal (MJRizzo81@gmail.com). Or you can mail me a check at:
Mike Rizzo
768 Yorkshire Circle
Webster, NY 14580
Paypal takes a fee, so make it $104.00 if you are doing Paypal.
Speaking of money, don't forget that transaction fees will be calculated after this Sunday, and the money will be awarded to the 2017 Points Champion. There is still one more week to go, but we already have a run-away winner.... The Irondequoit Kock Killas! Garret has a 130 point lead over the next best team, so unless he gets stuck helping his dad move this weekend and starts an entire roster of inactive players, he'll getting all of our transaction fees.
As we discussed on draft day, we use the following method: $1.00 for every 'Add', minus $1.00 for every trade. The first 20 Adds are free. So Adds-Trades-20 = what you owe.
As of today, the totals are as-follows:
Obviously, this will change if you add any other players this week. I'll send out a final count on Tuesday.
Ok, here are the current playoff seedings:
1 - Irondequoit Kock Killas - Record: 9-3 - 1588 Points: Has clinched the #1 seed.
2 - Barrow Hill Bulldogs - Record: 8-4 - 1384 Points: Has clinched a #2-#5 seed. Can clinch #2-#3 with a win over the Yeti's this week.
3 - Elderberry Crunch - Record: 8-4 - 1344 Points: Has clinched a #2-#5 seed. Can clinch #2-#3 with a win over the Birdgang this week.
4 - Titsburgh Feelers - Record: 7-5 - 1358 Points: Has clinched a #2-#6 seed. Could fall anywhere in that range, depending on how things go this week.
5 - Zeus's Beard - Record: 7-5 - 1300 Points: Has clinched a #3-#6 seed. Would most-likely be the #4 seed with a win over Tistburgh this week, in which case they'll probably be playing Titsburgh again in the 1st round.
6 - Mexican Yeti - Record: 6-6 - 1369 Points: Has clinched a playoff spot. Could move up to the #5 seed with a win this week, or possibly down to #8 with a loss.
7 - North Greece Outlaws - Record: 5-7 - 1457 Points: This is where things get interesting. We have 3 teams battling for the final 2 playoff spots. As the highest-scoring 5-7 team (by far), Bob has pretty-much clinched a playoff spot, as long as the Smoke-la-homa BirdBang doesn't outscore them by 113+ points this week or the Kocks don't outscore them by 73+. Bob will be a #6-#8 seed.
8 - Lake Road Kocks - Record: 5-7 - 1385 Points: Adam and Rizzo are currently the #8 and #9 seeds, and they'll meet this week in the Lapham Classic, which has essentially become a playoff game. If Adam wins, he and his shitty team will be either the #7 or #8 seed (depending on if Tim loses). If Adam loses this week he's out, unless Bob loses to Sam, and he somehow manages to outscore Bob by 73+ points.
9 - North Penfield Impregnators - Record: 5-7 - 1333 Points: The 'nators need to win this week to make the playoffs. If they can outscore Tim by 37 points, or if Bob loses, they could grab the #7 seed. Otherwise, they'll be the 8 seed. A loss would eliminate them.
10 - The Smoke-la-homa BirdBang - Record: 4-8 - 1345 Points: Better luck next year!
11 - Oklahoma Beach BirdGang - Record: 4-8 - 1323 Points: Better luck next year!
12 - L.A. Locos - Record: 4-8 - 1255 Points: Better luck next year!
Well that's it folks. Good luck to everyone except Adam this week. A lot of you have been asking me where you can purchase a North Penfield Impregnators shirt for this week. Head over to this site for to get yours before they sell out!
~Rizzo
