The Playoff Picture, with Turd Ferguson (Week 13)

Good afternoon bitches!  It's your Week 13 Playoff Picture, with me...Turd Ferguson!

Week 12 was a wild one, and the playoff picture is starting to take shape.  With only 1 week remaining in the regular season, things are pretty much wrapped up in the Mantooth Conference.  Only 1 playoff spot has yet to be decided in the Conference.  The Burgundy Conference, on the other hand, is a giant clusterfuck.  3 teams have punched their ticket, and 2 of them actually have their seeds locked up as well.  But then we have 3 teams fighting for the remaining 1 playoff spots.

As if the tension couldn't get any higher this week, let me bring your attention to the schedule.  As you may remember, this week has been dubbed "A Very NCFFL Thanksgiving"!  That's right, it's Thanksgiving week, and nothing says Thanksgiving like a bunch of family-members getting pissed at each other.  With that in mind, the schedule makers have picked some great matchups for this week!  Rizzo plays Jake, Jeff plays Garret, Sam plays Mike, and Adam plays Alex.  It's good to know that half of you will be truely miserable this Thanksgiving!

This is getting intense!  Let's see how things are shaking out, shall we?

THE BURGUNDY CONFERENCE

1.  Judson Cardinals (record = 8-4) - Has clinched the #1 seed in the Burgundy Conference

2.  It's Going To Be A Kicker Year (record = 6-6) - Has clinched a playoff spot.  Can clinch the #2 seed with a win this week (vs. Nators), or by scoring no more than 21 points less than the 'nators this week

3.  Forever Unclean (record = 6-6) - Has clinched the #3 seed in the Burgundy Conference

4.  North Penfield Impregnators (record = 5-7) - Can clinch the #4 seed with a win this week (vs. Jake).  Can also sneak in with a loss, and a Dirty Mike win (vs. Nate), and by outscoring Dirty Mike by 26 points.  Can also get the #2 seed by beating Jake by at least 22 points.

5.  Turn Down 4 WATT (record = 4-8) - Can get the #4 seed with a win, and a 'nators loss

6.  Dirty Mike and the Boys (record = 4-8) - Can get the #4 seed with a win, and a 'nators loss, as long as the 'nators don't outscore them 26 points.

THE MANTOOTH CONFERENCE

1.  Stone Cold Killer Kocks (record = 11-1) - Has clinched the #1 seed in the Mantooth Conference

2.  Mexican Cobras (record = 7-5) - Has clinched the #2 seed in the Mantooth Conference

3.  T. Clifton Rageaholics (record = 8-4) - Has clinched the #3 seed in the Mantooth Conference

4.  Oakland Outlaws (record = 6-6) - Will clinch the #4 seed with a win this week, or with a Phillips Skins loss, or by outscoring the Phillips Skins by 9 points this week.

5.  Washington Phillips Skins (record = 5-7) - Can clinch the #4 seed with a win this week (vs. Huskies), and an Outlaws loss (vs. Cobras), and by scoring no more than 8 points less than the Outlaws this week.

6.  The Husky Fuckers (record = 2-10) - Better luck next year!

Well that's it for this week.  Join me next week for a very special Playoff Preview!

~TF